Well, hot damn, Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne never do anything halfway, now do they? In their new video for “High School,” Nicki & Wayne attempt to show off their soft side by talking about how they met, but lose track of any and all romance when they start to verbally bash one another, saying things like:
“She got a n***a at home
And one on the side
Best friend is a dyke, they f****d around a few times
Her and her momma alike, so all they do is fight
I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, ‘b*tch, you crazy.
F**k wrong with you?'”
Can I get a “D’AWWWWW!”…no? Yeah, that’s what I thought. The video shows Lil Wayne walking around looking contemplative while waxing lyrical about how insane Nicki Minaj is but how much he loves her more…ahem…intimate parts. Meanwile, Nicki writhes around pretty much anywhere in nothing more than a swimsuit that has seen better days and lingere right out of a Fredricks Of Hollywood clearance bin. In the end, the softcore porn-fest takes a surprising turn when, SPOILER ALERT: Nicki & Wayne turn out to be robbing the house that they’re
having sex in staying in, and take off in a helicopter. Overall, it’s a pretty typical Nicki Minaj video, with some Lil Wayne and random plot points thrown in for good measure. You can check it out below.