Paris Hilton Signs With Cash Money Records

Paris Hilton Signs With Cash Money Records

I…I just…I don’t even know what to say.

Oh. Well...I suppose that works.

Oh. Well…I suppose that works.

Why, you ask?

Be quiet, Paris.

Stop talking, Paris.

As I was saying, no one quite knows why, but the decision is final, and Paris Hilton will officially be releasing a house music record to Cash Money this summer.  Hilton broke the news during her stay at Cannes, where she was there supporting “The Bling Ring,” a movie based on actual criminals that victimized her.  When asked about the release, the Heiress said:

“This is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.”

As you can tell, she gave a LOT of information.  She teased fans a bit more last year, when she explained:

“I think a lot of people don’t know that music is my passion since I was a little girl. I’m very musically talented. This is more my thing [musically on this album], more of a club scene, more dance.”

Paris’ last foray into music was her self-titled debut pop album in 2006, which, much to critics dismay, peaked at #18 on the Billboard charts. Since then, she has been featured in the odd music video, televison show, DJed (to boos from her audience,) and most recently sang in the laughable track, “Tonight (I Wanna Bang You)” with Akon.  So, needless to say, this album should be…interesting, to say the very least.  But, alas, Paris doesn’t seem to be bothered by it all, so who knows? Maybe the joke really will be on us.  We’ll just have to wait and see. After all…

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