As I’ve previously reported,
has-been rapper Ray J recently released his newest song that’s “not about Kim Kardashian,” called “I Hit It First.” Well, Ray is back with a just as disgusting video to accompany the single, and I’m warning you all right now, if you are a Ray J fan, you might want to leave, because:
Now that we have that cleared up, let’s begin, shall we? The video, much like the song, is completely immature, following Ray J and his coincidentally Kim Kardashian-looking girlfriend around as the jet set across the globe, and make sex tapes together. All together now:
In between their gallivanting, Ray parties it up in clubs that would never hire him in the first place, and dances in front of private jets he could never afford, all while bad look-a-likes of “not Kim’s” ex-lovers (here’s looking at you, Kris Humphries) are shown in seizure-inducing flashes.
I really wish there was more to report on here, but honestly, this video is – shockingly enough – almost as ridiculous as the song itself. I just have one thing to say to Ray J before I go: