David Lee Roth Insures His “Little Guitar”

David Lee Roth Little Guitar

…If you know what I mean.

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In a move that surprised literally no one, Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth has insured – you guessed it – his penis.  When addressing a rumor about insuring his entire body, the now-protected Roth told reporters:

“We had to insure (guitarist) Edward’s fingers, since he will be using those a lot on the road, and (drummer) Alex Van Halen’s elbows. So I said, ‘What about Little Elvis? We’re going to be using him a lot.”

All of the band’s insurance is through Lloyd’s of London, which I’m sure is just THRILLED to have this kind of hard-rocking (see what I did there?) publicity.  As for David?  I’m not positive that Elvis would approve of your shlamalamadingdong’s name, but hey, you can’t please everyone.

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