…If you know what I mean.
In a move that surprised literally no one, Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth has insured – you guessed it – his penis. When addressing a rumor about insuring his entire body, the now-protected Roth told reporters:
“We had to insure (guitarist) Edward’s fingers, since he will be using those a lot on the road, and (drummer) Alex Van Halen’s elbows. So I said, ‘What about Little Elvis? We’re going to be using him a lot.”
All of the band’s insurance is through Lloyd’s of London, which I’m sure is just THRILLED to have this kind of hard-rocking (see what I did there?) publicity. As for David? I’m not positive that Elvis would approve of your shlamalamadingdong’s name, but hey, you can’t please everyone.