What do get when you mix Salad Fingers and The Black Puddle Queen from “Courage The Cowardly Dog?” The answer is the truly terrifying new video from Queens Of The Stone Age, “Kalopsia.” Defined at the beginning of the video as “a condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are,” you expect something, well…beautiful. Instead, you get this:
How you like THEM apples?! Now, at first, you try to say to yourself:
Then this happens:
You say to yourself, “don’t freak out, don’t freak out, don’t freak out…”
Then people start to die, and teddy bears are given teeth, WHICH SHOULD NEVER EVER HAPPEN EVER.
And you’re pretty much like:
YUP, I’D SAY IT’S TIME TO PANIC.
You can check out the nightmare-inducing video below, but a fair warning, tonight, you WILL encounter this:
Now, if you would excuse me, I have a very important phone call to make: